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Hey Little Pineapple, I was really surprised by the number of people reaching out after my last week newsletter with their CVs. There were a lot of common things for people, so I decided to put a small, actionable guide mixed with a recruiter view. So today you'll learn couple of valuable information that will help you write every resume ever in the rest of your life. Let's dive in. Let me paint you a picture. It’s a Tuesday morning. 47 new CVs. I’ve got a coffee that’s going cold and a meeting in 45 minutes. CV number one: “Results-driven professional with a passion for innovation and a track record of delivering excellence in fast-paced environments.” (that's real quote from CV) CV number two opens with: “I shipped three mobile titles in two years, worked on all of them from idea to release, and mentored a team of four juniors from scratch.” (also real quote) Which one do I keep reading? You already know the answer. Part 1: The Rules Nobody Tells You (But Everyone Needs to Hear) Before we get into the details, there are a few fundamentals I see broken on a daily basis. I’m not trying to be harsh. I genuinely think most people just haven’t had anyone explain this clearly. Your CV has exactly one job. Not to tell your life story. Its only job is to get you to an interview. Everything you put on it (and I mean EVERYTHING): every line, every section, every design choice should pass a simple test: That test alone will eliminate about 30% of what most people put on their CVs. Nobody cares which high school you went to. Not even a little. Drop it. The fold test (try it right now) Print your CV and fold it in half. What’s up there? A giant “CURRICULUM VITAE” in bold? Or is it something that would make me want to read the next line? The myth that recruiters spend 5-7 seconds on a CV is half right. Those first seconds aren’t spent reading. The more popular the role, the more important this becomes. It's easy to check every CV thoroughly when you have 6 applications. Structure: what goes where A solid CV follows a clear order. Nothing fancy needed.
Drop the “CURRICULUM VITAE” header. Everyone already knows what they’re looking at. Use that space for something that actually sells you. How long should it be? One page if you’re just starting out. I’ve reviewed CVs from people with 20-year careers that fit cleanly on two pages. And if you’re choosing between a font size of 8 and adding a page, just add the damn page. Format: keep it readable, not impressive. Arial or a similar clean sans-serif font. Size 11 or 12. Consistent spacing. That’s genuinely all you need. Colour is fine in small doses. A subtle header, a section divider. And please for the love of Sweet Jesus in Raspberries - no Comic Sans. Part 2: The Experience Section (Where Most CVs Fall Apart) Golden rule: Stop writing job descriptions. Here’s what I see constantly:
When Game Designer applies for a Game Design role and writes in their experience their job was designing games the only thought in my head is "no shit Sherlock". Because these tell me nothing. I already know what a game designer does. What I don’t know is what YOU did: what you built, what you fixed, what got better because you were there. The shift from job description to achievement is the single biggest upgrade you can make to your CV. Let me show you how. The AWO Formula: Action -> Work -> Outcome Every bullet point in your experience section should follow this structure: Action: What you did Let’s take a weak bullet and fix it: ❌ Before: “Responsible for optimising game performance across platforms.” ✅ After: “Optimised rendering pipeline across PC and console, reducing load times by 30% and eliminating the main cause of frame drops reported in QA.” Same person. Same job. Completely different impression. The “after” version tells me what you touched, how you approached it, and what actually changed. That’s what gets you a callback. Pro tip: Strong action verbs do a lot of work here. Optimised, reduced, shipped, led, rebuilt, cut, mentored, launched. Practical rules for the experience section:
A note on relevance: Your career aspirations should shape how you present your experience, not the other way around. Say you spent three years in customer support and you’re now trying to break into QA. The question to ask yourself for every bullet point: “Is this relevant to the role I’m applying for right now?” Part 3: Why They’re Not Replying (Honest Answer) Ah, the infamous ghosting. Truth is: In most cases you will never know Sometimes it is. Often it isn’t. Let me break down what’s actually happening on the other side. The recruitment process, from my desk. When you apply, here’s what typically happens:
That’s it. That’s the whole process. No algorithm making decisions. No robot reading your CV. Common reasons you didn’t hear back. Some of these are within your control. Most aren’t. Examples:
None of those things are things you can fix after hitting send. What you can do is follow up. Something I see often: Candidates who apply for 4 or 5 completely different roles at the same company at the same time. From my side, all of those applications appear under your name in the system. What it communicates is that you don’t know what you want which makes it harder to advocate for you. Pick the role that fits best and apply for that one. The ATS “robot” myth. And of course we need to address the most popular ATS robots myth. There’s a whole industry of advice about “beating the ATS” and “passing the algorithm.” It’s mostly nonsense. Applicant tracking systems are databases. That’s it. There’s no secret keyword formula. There’s no way to ‘trick’ the system into surfacing your CV. What actually happens is a person opens it and reads it. So write your CV for that person. Write it clearly. Write it specifically. Make it easy to understand in thirty seconds. That’s the only “algorithm” that matters. You control your presentation. So, to sum up what you've just read: And when the silence comes after sending? Good luck. PS. |
As a recruiter and career coach, I see both sides of hiring. Each week I'll send you one actionable tip to clarify your direction, optimize your profile, nail your interviews, and finally land a role you're genuinely excited about.
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